A Burns night special! We explain why we've been off the air ... and then accidentally erase the second half of the show! Oh well, we're a bit pissed. It's Burns night so Rob does a bagpipe impression. I tell Rob how the Tipsy Chicks have been criticised. I go on to read Burns' poem "Address to a Haggis" which Rob insists I translate into English ... unfortunately this is where we accidentally erased the rest of the show and we start blaming each other. Rob's quite pissed off I think, but he goes on to explain his nicotine replacement therapy and claims that he names all of his cigarettes. I tell a strange story of youth hostelling and Rob connects tinnitus and smoking with his penis dropping off. He then confesses that he'd like to get pregnant.